so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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