can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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