I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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