He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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