TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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