i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
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