Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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