that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Randomize
