We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
