When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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