I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I look better un-naked...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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