he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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