We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I puked a lego.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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