just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
how does that bad decision feel?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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