So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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