Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Hippo gnu deer
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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