I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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