Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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