FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
