i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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