And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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