love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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