That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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