david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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