My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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