I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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