Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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