I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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