i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
