There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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