rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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