you guys were way drunker than both of me
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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