This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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