guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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