She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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