There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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