yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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