It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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