So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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