you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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