So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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