so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Randomize
