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We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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