you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
