so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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