I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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