But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
i am craving dick and cupcakes
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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