drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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