a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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