it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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