I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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