Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You can't just leave with hair like that
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
you never un-have a 4some
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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