i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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