its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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