i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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